Nap Aficionado Gifts

The four housemen of procrastination

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

Thanksgiving Day Traditions

Cat lying down thinking 'Busy. Busy. Busy.'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

'How can you just lie there all day?'

Cat Day Planner.

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'

'You'll have to try again tomorrow. He's powered down for the day.'

'Today in class, I'll be showing you how to have an afternoon nap.'

"Mush on."

I read that taking frequent naps can stave off old age.

'I had it all... Money, power, prestige -- and then I got a snooze alarm!'

'Your 15 minutes of fame happened during your nap but it was so good I forgot to wake you.'

'...so all in all doctor, my life has been pretty uneventful, wouldn't you agree? ...Doctor?'

Lovers' Sleep.

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.'

The Cat's Sat-Nav on the Mat.

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'What good is having 9-lives if you're going to sleep through them all?'

Sleeping Moose

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

Dog phrenology

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"The consultant recommends we sleep on it."

'Arnold belongs to the species that hibernate in the summertime.'

Bob Crumpet, do not disturb

Portrait of a Lady

Cat Book Signing

Van Winkle Returns His Clock

"Wow, these humans build one heck of a time machine!"

"Sloth!"