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The four housemen of procrastination

'I have a retirement plan... I'm going to get up every morning around 11am... hen make some cocktails... then, a nap...'

Cat lying down thinking 'Busy. Busy. Busy.'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

'How can you just lie there all day?'

Cat Day Planner.

'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

'You'll have to try again tomorrow. He's powered down for the day.'

'Today in class, I'll be showing you how to have an afternoon nap.'

"Mush on."

Dog phrenology

I read that taking frequent naps can stave off old age.

'Your 15 minutes of fame happened during your nap but it was so good I forgot to wake you.'

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.'

'...so all in all doctor, my life has been pretty uneventful, wouldn't you agree? ...Doctor?'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

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Bob Crumpet, do not disturb

'Arnold belongs to the species that hibernate in the summertime.'

Lovers' Sleep.

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

Sleeping Moose

The Cat's Sat-Nav on the Mat.

'I had it all... Money, power, prestige -- and then I got a snooze alarm!'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'What good is having 9-lives if you're going to sleep through them all?'

"The consultant recommends we sleep on it."

"Those cat nap boxes just appear on their porch every week—it's like magic!"

"And then one day someone filled the coffee maker with decaf coffee."

"It has come to my attention that some of you are sleeping on the job."

E-Z Livin'

"If I take too many naps during the day, I find it difficult to sleep well at night."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

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