Nap Time Lover Gifts

'I can't understand it. He left for school two hours ago.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Cat and mouse

'At lone at last.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Pyjama party

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

Contented man and cat sleeping

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

The Sleeping Congregation.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Cyber Dream

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

Tired Woods

"Nap time."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

'What's in going to be, a nip or a nap.'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

Cat to second cat: 'I need you to sign a pre-nap.'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.