Nap Lovers Gifts

Group hug.

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Ants stealing a man's toes from his leg cast.

It doesn't reflect poorly on us. We're going gangbusters. We're vibrant. And spicy, like jalapenos. We are fresh as the Kennedys in 1950s springtime!! Wrinkle-free!! Let's jump rope. I would most certainly enjoy hang gliding. What's going on with the geezers? The LK Effect. What? Ever since Larry King announced his retirement, they've been overcompensating. But first a nap. With vigor. I'll retire when they pull the microphone from my dead ... zzzzz.

It would be disastrous if I had a heart attack. Would not be good. A new study shows that people who take daily naps are 30 percent less likely to have a heart attack. Also 80 percent more likely to get fired. Zzzzzzz.

"Sorry...I overslept."

The arc of time & space: Naptime, primetime, snacktime, warptime.

'Sales of our new stay-awake pill have been very disappointing.'

"He's a real cloud potato."

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"I've counted 53 in this flock! What about you Bob? Bob?"

Police Feline Unit

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

The Bookworm

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'At lone at last.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Shelter Cat Nap

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Dad Trophies