Sleep Lover Gifts

Gen. Anesthesia.

Sleeping through new year celebrations

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

For the Third time in as many mornings, Amy starts her day in a good mood, while Ted again wakes up on the wrong side of the bed.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'It's a popular new flavor - It tastes like you're asleep!'

"What? I slept seven months."

Optician's Eye Chart - ZZZZ.

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

Z type personality. Please help! Sleeping man lieing on sidewalk

"We all have a duvet day, Martin, but a duvet week!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Lose Weight While Getting a Great Night's Sleep: The Secrets of Hibernation.'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

"I kept tossing and turning all winter!"

"When I said to take more rest I didn't mean right now!"

'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

'I got a snooze alarm for Father's Day. What did you get?'

Ernie is obsessive but not compulsive.

Smiley Face Dentures

"If I had known you'd be screaming into a pillow every night, I would've bought one for stomach sleepers."

Pig in a blanket vs. pig in a duvet.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Wake up. It's springtime."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"Let us all remember that he did love a good nap."

M.D. If you're going to get up with the chickens, you've got to stop staying up till the cows come home.