Rest Lover Gifts

Lady has a coffee break.

'Oh well, I think I'll hit the sack.'

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

"If there's no nap-time, won't everyone be cranky at recess?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Lounging by the pool

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Problem Solving

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Table tennis.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.