Relaxation Lover Gifts

'Now Mr Henshaw, let's see if we can't work some of that tension out of your neck.'

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

"Thanks to yoga, mom no long jumps to conclusions. She gently stretches."

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

"Can I call you back, Ed? I'm in the moment here."

"Time for some me time!"

Happy Father's Day.

"Can I get back to you? I'm eliminating toxins."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

Two horizons, no waiting...

'I know I said 'at ease'...but not to that extent.'

'Watchin' the world go by, George?'

Swing Recliner.

Tax haven.

Turkish bath: Live long and perspire!

"Your holiday is finished George, get over it!"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

Friday

Brain Break

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

'You've been in that chair for hours...'

A King 'Off Duty'.

'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Holiday,

'Goopta took early retirement.'

"Close the front door, another drone has got in."

"Relax, relax. There's plenty more where that came from."

"I thought we agreed no work this holiday."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"What'll it be—Novocain or Yanni?"