Relaxation Enthusiasts Gifts

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Why did we wait to get recliners?"

"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Sorry I didn't get back to you sooner BC, but I'm up to my ears in work.'

"I just get a little tense before everything."

"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

I always try to sieze the day, but I find weekends are much easier to grab onto.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Passive in Old Age

Sailing in the Caribbean via astral projection.

"Finally...it's Friday! 30 more seconds and we're free.... Free for two whole days to do what we were born to do...living life to its fullest.... Enjoying the freedoms we so richly deserve...enjoying the precious moment which we will never have again!"

"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Adult Colouring Book

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Taking it easy

Stairlift around cliff face.

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Unguided imagery

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Sunbathing in the park