Relaxation Enthusiast Gifts

'Mom, we've hired a few people to fill in for you while you relax on Mother's Day.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Summer is over, Richard, so deal with it and start raking!"

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

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'Here's a nice cuppa, Dear. You just put your feet up and take it easy.'

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked!"

Comfort zone

Stress management: "Bob's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

'Fred, when are you going to learn to relax?'

In the current climate...

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."

Stress Clinic. Filing trays read 'stressed in' and 'stressed out'.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'You need to relax. Have this prescription filled by a travel agent.'

Resting in Peace: How about you?

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

'I must say that was the best massage I've ever had!'

"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."

'Hey, slow down! You're running around like a bunch of humans!'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."

'This won't hurt.'