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"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

The Snooze Bar.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Summer Reading Group"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner