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'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Summer is over, Richard, so deal with it and start raking!"

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

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'Here's a nice cuppa, Dear. You just put your feet up and take it easy.'

"Young man, you'd better get my priorities straight."

Stress Clinic. Filing trays read 'stressed in' and 'stressed out'.

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'Fred, when are you going to learn to relax?'

Stress management: "Bob's relaxation classes seem to have worked."

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"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"Colin's relaxation classes seem to have worked!"

Comfort zone

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'You need to relax. Have this prescription filled by a travel agent.'

"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"O.K., I'm ready—you can come in now."

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

'This won't hurt.'

"And you will leave your stress and sorrows at home!"

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

'I must say that was the best massage I've ever had!'

'Hey, slow down! You're running around like a bunch of humans!'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"I feel a lot of tension here."