Relaxation Aficionados T-Shirts

America Off-line.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Very-relaxed-fit jeans.

"If I won the lottery, I'd sit around all day doing nothing!"

Mindfulness hour.

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner