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America Off-line.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I'm glad you're not one of those sharks that has to swim all the time."

Very-relaxed-fit jeans.

"If I won the lottery, I'd sit around all day doing nothing!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

Stairlift around cliff face.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lounging by the pool

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'