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Health Club: For Regular People

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"It's true: no more burpees."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

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Mr. Punch in Venice

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

Sunbathing in the park

The Snooze Bar.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'First of all, relax.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'