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Health Club: For Regular People

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Unguided imagery

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"It's true: no more burpees."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"