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'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

On holiday.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

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'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'When are you going to learn to relax?'