Relaxation Appreciator T-Shirts

Cat Cheerleaders

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Happy Retirement

Lighthouse Hammock.