Relaxation Appreciator Gifts

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Lounging by the pool

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Sunbathing in the park

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"Summer Reading Group"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

'First of all, relax.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."

'Mom's Spa'

Happy Retirement