Relaxation Supporter Gifts

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Hot Pie Therapy

Taking it easy

Unguided imagery

Mr. Punch in Venice

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Summer Reading Group"

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'First of all, relax.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'