Relaxation Supporter T-Shirts

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Unguided imagery

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Lounging by the pool

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Sunbathing in the park

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"Thanks for seeing me on your vacation, Doctor."