Relaxation Champion Gifts

'I joined a relaxation program, to help me overcome my type A behavior. Damit! I'm going to be the best, most relaxed, one in the group.'

Beach Bums

Modern Accomplisments

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

"Nothing stops my pursuit of inertia."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Unguided imagery

Taking it easy

Mr. Punch in Venice

My God, I need to fart.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

Lounging by the pool