Relaxation Coach Gifts

Lessons learned: 'Relax, smile, attack.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Surfing the daily stress

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Lazy Octopus

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Unguided imagery

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'