Relaxation Gurus Gifts

'Haven't you ever wondered why I'll live 50 years longer than you?'

Death takes a holiday.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Lazy Octopus

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Problem Solving

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"