Relaxation Experts Gifts

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

Ultra-lazy sloth

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

King's Reclining Throne.

Drill or no drill

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

American Idle.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Taking it easy

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

My God, I need to fart.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'