Outdoor Relaxation Expert Gifts

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Yoga To-Do

Coffee

How the goat got square eyes.

"Streaming"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."