Outdoor Relaxation Guru Gifts

Computer birdhouse.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Lazy Octopus

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

My God, I need to fart.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

Energy saving mode

"It is my place!"

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."