Outdoor Retreatist Gifts

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Scurile travels

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Big RV Camping

Spring Training

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

'What's the night life-like?

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Garden Furniture

Go away

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Septic Fields Forever.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Computer birdhouse.

Ocean sounds $1.00

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...so Fred beat all the Dandelions together and made wine!

Glad we moved out of the City

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

A rest by the way

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'