Outdoor Retreatist Gifts

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Scurile travels

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Big RV Camping

Spring Training

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'What's the night life-like?

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Garden Furniture

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Go away

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Septic Fields Forever.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Computer birdhouse.

Ocean sounds $1.00

A rest by the way

"Can I see your license Sir?"

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...so Fred beat all the Dandelions together and made wine!

Glad we moved out of the City

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

Have a Nice Day Bird Formation

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'