Remote Retreat Enthusiast Gifts

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A Good Batch.

Club Antisocial

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

Septic Fields Forever.

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Go away

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

A rest by the way

Glad we moved out of the City

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."