Remote Retreat Lover Gifts

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"The new house is almost ready!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

Go away

Septic Fields Forever.

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

A rest by the way

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Isolating Castaways

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'