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"Can I see your license Sir?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"The new house is almost ready!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

Pray it Don't Spry it.

Septic Fields Forever.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Go away

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

A rest by the way

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

Isolating Castaways

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."