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"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Bed & Bagel'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

Go away

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

A quick and painless kill . . .

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

"Bed and breakfast"

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."