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"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"The new house is almost ready!"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Bed & Bagel'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

Go away

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

A quick and painless kill . . .

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."

'Do you ever just feel like getting AWAY from it all?'

Do you believe there's a heaven? You mean like spring break in Mazatlan? No, after you die. Do you go to an amazing place where everything is perfect? An incredibly peaceful setting, perfect weather, blue skies and warm waters, beautiful women