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The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

The Rudges' peaceful home

Early American Think tank

Spring Training

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

How Sheep Sleep

Go away

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'