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The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Early American Think tank

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

Go away

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

How Sheep Sleep

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."