Peaceful Retreat Seeker T-Shirts

"I'm going on a retreat."

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Cat in a flap

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Holiday Aerobics.

Watchdog on Holiday

Housewife: Out of Order.

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax