Peaceful Retreat Seeker T-Shirts

"I'm going on a retreat."

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Cat in a flap

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"It feels good to unwind..."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"I love this time of day."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Uptight End"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Loofah Lady

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Email Notifications

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

Housewife: Out of Order.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Holiday Aerobics.

Watchdog on Holiday

"Yoga helps me unwind."