Silent Retreat Seeker T-Shirts

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

"They're on a silent retreat."

Early American Think tank

Spring Training

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Trump Twitter ban

Glad we moved out of the City

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Detectorist meteorite.

The Attorney Barn

A builder with a noisy jackhammer disturbs a statue.

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

Pre-RV thinking: 'I enjoy tent camping.'

'They caught me talking out loud again. Suspended two weeks, without pray.'

"Apparently he's from a silent order."

Cute 1 bdrm cottage next to beach $2500 a month - No dogs.

"I know it's not as exciting as bungee jumping, but this might be the time to take up meditating as a past-time."

"...please switch off all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches..."

"Harold, you can come out from behind the sofa now - the grandchildren have gone."

Noise Pollution

'If we don't make a sound, my mom can hear it.'