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"Thank god for that. I thought I was going deaf."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

A Good Batch.

Club Antisocial

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Scurile travels

James decided to stay in that night.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

"They're on a silent retreat."

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

Septic Fields Forever.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Go away

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

A rest by the way

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"Can I see your license Sir?"

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

'LAND!'

"I'm all for the quiet life but she keeps rattling on all day long."

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

'Anything else you'd like to talk about, but can't - besides the vow of silence?'

"Apparently he's from a silent order."