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Club Antisocial

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Interesting encounters in history.

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Modem Times,'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Pola Negri

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Heaven's Way

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

How to appear more interesting.

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

Mime artist in library.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

When mime artists travel to work.

A piece of advice - never marry a mime. 'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'