Secret Getaway Fan T-Shirts

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

Desert Island Meals.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Elusive Shadow.

Lei-ing Hens

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Undercover Agent

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Queue here

"Harry! You?"

The great Dessert Island.

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

Stuck in the stile.

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."

Man pulls out Palm Tree on Deserted Island.

'When does the meeting start?'