Secret Getaway Fan T-Shirts

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

Desert Island Meals.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Elusive Shadow.

Lei-ing Hens

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

Undercover Agent

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

Licensed to drill.

Desert Island: 'Offer Lessons of Meditation.'

Castaway attaches a motor to a desert island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

CIA. Spy. I hate to break this to you, Ernie, but you

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

The great Dessert Island.

"Harry! You?"

Queue here

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

Note reads: 'In case of emergency, break bottle.'

Stuck in the stile.

"...But if I write 'help' in the sand, I'll lose track of how many days we've been here."

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."

Man pulls out Palm Tree on Deserted Island.