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"Apparently he's from a silent order."

Club Antisocial

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Pre-Television Man Caves

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Cat and Broom

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Interesting encounters in history.

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

Let's try something new, Al. I'll say a word, then you remain mercifully silent for the rest of the hour.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"They're on a silent retreat."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Pola Negri

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

"Don't be fooled by the moustache. I'm not Hitler, I'm Chaplin."