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"Apparently he's from a silent order."

Club Antisocial

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Pre-Television Man Caves

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Cat and Broom

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Interesting encounters in history.

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

"Don't you go worrying your head about the lack of sea view."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

Pola Negri

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."