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'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Cat and Broom

Interesting encounters in history.

Easter Bonnet

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Modem Times,'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Pola Negri

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

Spring Onion

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Alberich

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

Hi all it's springtime.

"Wake up. It's springtime."

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

When mime artists travel to work.