Slow Motion Fan T-Shirts

"What old school? This is my life."

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Honey I'm Home

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Snail Peephole

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

"I am running!"

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"

Bernoulli After Effect

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'