Slow Motion Fan Gifts

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

Hot Pie Therapy

"What old school? This is my life."

Local food for local consumption

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Honey I'm Home

Auditions: To Perform at Metro Stations Today.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

Snail Peephole

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'

'186,282.4 miles per second'? -- Couldn't you make it come out even?'

"I am running!"

"I lost 15 lbs fasting!"

"Don't get me wrong, Kevin, it's very impressive, but they only know the one dance."

Bernoulli After Effect

"Promise you won't open it before Christmas?"

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

'Sorry I'm late -- I had to climb over a speed bump.'

The Peacock Skirt - Whistler's Peacock Room

'I found out what makes him tick, but he still won't tock.'