Slow And Steady Fans Gifts

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Turtles and snails boarding Noah's Ark.

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Honey I'm Home

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

Snail Display Today

Speed Checked By Radar.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Snail Peephole

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

A tortoise

After review, the replay confirms a touchdown, and also that big, jiggly bellies look hilarious in slow motion.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Tortoise Football Fan

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

I may not be the smartest tortoise, but I've been around the block a few times. Well, once.

"This is moving too fast. . ."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."