Slow And Steady Fans Mugs

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

"Wait, I think I got a signal!"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Honey I'm Home

'Get the ball, Leonard! The winning run is rounding second base! You've only got a matter of hours before he scores!'

Snail Display Today

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

Speed Checked By Radar.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

A tortoise

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Snail Peephole

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

Tortoise Football Fan

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

"Our blind dates have spotted us, but it's going to be a while before we reach them: try to stay nonchalant all the way though..."

"This is moving too fast. . ."

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

"I had you doing six in a five."