Slow And Steady Enthusiast Mugs

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Snail Display Today

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

A tortoise

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

Tortoise Mailman.

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

"I've always worked from home."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

Tortoise Football Fan

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

Hippie Army Knife

'On your mark...'