Slow And Steady Adventurer Mugs

Snail has a notice on its shell that reads: 'Please overtake (points on licence)'.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

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"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

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"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"It's a franchise."

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."