Slow And Steady Traveler Mugs

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Speed Dating for Turtles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

On Holiday

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

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"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

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Retired Snails.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Slow Heroes

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

"The summer went so fast."

"I wish they had untamed-rage detectors."

"This is moving too fast. . ."

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

"We've been intersnailing."