Slow Traveler Mugs

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

'Are we there yet?'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

Retired Snails.

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

"We've been intersnailing."

'How should I know how far it is to Yuma by way the crow flies! My way is about 40 years.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'I need to get a bigger place.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

'To be honest, Fred, the tour was so fast that I won't know exactly where we went until the credit card bill arrives.'

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

Slow Heroes

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

"Are we there yet."

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

Window seat please. Chatting or no chatting?

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

Snowman

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

'Well, you turned up, Mr. Timpkins, that's one thing at least.'

'I can see you now: I'll reach you in an hour or so by my estimate...'