Slow-paced Travelers Mugs

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Anyone home?"

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

Slowsave.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Retired Snails.

"I've always worked from home."

'Are we there yet?'

"Are we there yet."

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'On your mark...'

Who you don't want to get stuck behind in summer traffic.

"We've been intersnailing."

Snail Warning

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

Camping in new normality

Tortoise and his Little Chemist Set

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'