Slow Pace Enthusiast Mugs

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'On your mark...'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Anyone home?"

Boris Bike

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Tortoise Mailman.

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I've always worked from home."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Slowsave.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"The camper parking lot is just around the corner!"

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."