Slow Pace Enthusiast Mugs

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'On your mark...'

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Boris Bike

"Giddyup!. . . Damn. I think I just wasted 500 bucks."

"Anyone home?"

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

Slowsave.

"I've always worked from home."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

Tortoise Mailman.

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'

"Well yes, we've been married for eighty years, but your grandma didn't want to rush things: We were engaged for thirty years before that..."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!