Slow Pace Sympathizer Mugs

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Snail Coach

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"RUN!"

"Anyone home?"

Racers' Gate.

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Boris Bike

"I've always worked from home."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

'On your mark...'

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

'No, I'm sorry, he didn't leave a forwarding address.'

A Snail follows directions.

"Oh no...altar call."