Slow Pace Philosopher Mugs

Start their day with a mug that honors the slow pace philosopher’s love for reflection and calm moments. Witty and inspiring designs make every sip a gentle reminder to take it easy.

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'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?' mockup

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

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'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.' mockup

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

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'Actually I only do this on weekends.' mockup

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

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"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out." mockup

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

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Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.' mockup

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

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"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?" mockup

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

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"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts." mockup

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

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"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

"One day junior, all this will be yours..." mockup

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

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'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.' mockup

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

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Encouragement from Crashed Driver mockup

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

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Racers' Gate.

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Granny takes a turtle for a walk. mockup

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

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"Anyone home?"

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"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

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"I've always worked from home."

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'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.'

'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.' mockup

'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.'

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"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible." mockup

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

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'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.' mockup

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

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'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.' mockup

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

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'Better slow it down a bit.'

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'On your mark...'

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"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks." mockup

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

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"Easy does it, Ralph."

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Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise mockup

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

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"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?" mockup

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

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'I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years working as a parking attendant.'

'I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years working as a parking attendant.'

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"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction." mockup

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

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"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..." mockup

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

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'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.'

'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.' mockup

'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.'

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"So, Baldo, do you remember when you started working here?"

"So, Baldo, do you remember when you started working here?" mockup

"So, Baldo, do you remember when you started working here?"

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"I'm giving up my diet for Lent." mockup

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

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'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.' mockup

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

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Slow Pace Philosopher Mugs Collection

Slow Pace Philosopher Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate slow living and thoughtful reflection. A perfect addition to any relaxed space or meditation corner.

Slow Pace Philosopher Prints

Find inspiring prints that honor the slow pace philosopher’s approach to life. Great for decorating a contemplative, peaceful space.

Slow Pace Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts that capture the essence of a mindful, unhurried life. Ideal for those who love to wear their philosophical side with a touch of wit.