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Snail Coach

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

Career Counseling. I don't need to live life in the fast lane. I just want to get out of the bicycle lane.

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

'Snails do a good job of fertilizing the soil, but they're so slow about it.'

Encouragement from Crashed Driver

"One day junior, all this will be yours..."

Racers' Gate.

"Anyone home?"

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

"I've always worked from home."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"Time travel will never happen. You'd have to be able to travel faster than the speed of a tortoise for it to be possible."

'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.'

'...and that concludes this five-hour seminar on 'slow life'.'

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"When life gets too hectic, I just like to stop, smell the roses, and write checks."

"Did you know the ancient Maya predicted that the world would end in 2012?"

Snail hitching a lift to the other side of the garden from a tortoise

'On your mark...'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'I was considered a part time employee since I only worked one night a year and thus wasn't eligible for the pension plan, so here I am in my golden years working as a parking attendant.'

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

"Over all, I think my life is stagnating in the right direction."

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'I only make $8 an hour, but fortunately, since they cut my hours, the job doesn't take up much of my time.'

A Snail follows directions.

"So, Baldo, do you remember when you started working here?"